Laugh Out Loud

A Collector Of Rare Books Ran Into A Friend Who Told Him He Had Just Thrown Away An Old Bible That He Found In A Dusty,

Old Box. He Happened To Mention That Guten-somebody-or-other Had Printed It.

"Not Gutenberg?" Gasped The Collector.

"Yes, That Was It!" Said His Friend.

"You Idiot! You've Thrown Away One Of The First Books Ever Printed. A Copy Recently Sold At Auction For Half A Million Dollars!" Said The Collector.

"Oh, I Don't Think This Book Would Have Been Worth Anything Close To That Much," Replied His Friend."It Was Scribbled All Over In The Margins By Some Guy Named Martin Luther".